Ridiculous Oracle

Three questionable advisers. A little nonsense. One random pick.

A very unserious consultation

Choose your adviser

Dame CrumbDramatic pigeonEvery balcony is a stage. Every crumb, a standing ovation.Professor SnoozeExhausted wizardOffice hours end whenever the kettle boils.Deputy ToadBureaucratic toadTake a lily pad. Your form will be stamped eventually.

Dame Crumb says

Ahem. Shall we begin?